Can I have yours? I have bones in my body, want to give me another one?
You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill. I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me? That sweater looks amazing on you.
I bet I would too! Do I have to sign for your package? I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on. Your place or mine?
Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off? Are you a woodchuck?
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Because I can see your wood. You are on my to-do list tonight. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you. I swiped right, because I knew I wanted to.
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Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized. Well, Tinder says we would make sexy kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we begin working on the future models of America.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? Cause you just gave me a raise. You are so narrow-minded! Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little hungry when you looked at me. But you know that already, and that all comes later. Try out the pick up lines below and let us know how they work for you. We hope you can find that they at least break the ice and get a laugh if they are funny or silly. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys.
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